Buy Dumb Crap

Just for the sake of having dumb crap, so it can overflow in the halls of your already overfull home

Buy one of 200 different spices, many of them so similar that there is no discernible difference.

Buy one of six different kinds of spice rack, or perhaps more cheap trash novels and novelty dog collars with matching dog sweaters in six different colors.

Buy a creme cake, or éclairs or one of over 100 desserts, with no nutritive value.

Do not buy, broccoli or Brussels sprouts, because they are discontinued, here at Publix supermarkets.

Do not buy anything organic, instead let it gather dust, so we can dust it each Friday.

Let other people worry about health because that pork chop ain't gonna hurt ya

Eat like pigs, and fake your way through life, by treating your body, your kids and other people like crap, so you don't have to think about the fact that one day you are going to die, even though by avoiding it you actually bring death closer, in a more painful way.