Shrink

Shrink is the amount of damaged stolen or otherwise unsaleable goods, calculated over store revenue.

This means if you go down the cereal aisle and open every goddamn box of cereal on the second shelf, you are a thief, and you raise everyone's prices by the amount you just broke open.

but that doesn't stop you because you can also go through and put loads of not frozen things INTO the frozen food section isn't that great?

Then when it gets all frozen, someone who works there can happen upon your stash of exploded frozen containers of Jimmie Dean sausage, and bratwurst, and cheerfully clean frozen meat from the now damaged pie crust and cool whip,

because nothing says inconsiderate like frozen sausage pie with whipped topping.